Always prepared

By emasculated 10000% - 04/05/2013 17:05 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML
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DocBastard 38

Be proud! Not many people can truthfully say that their grandmother is an actual badass.

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yuup96 11

fyl? naaah f their life! they were just dominated by a grandma. she's a boss!

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DocBastard 38

Be proud! Not many people can truthfully say that their grandmother is an actual badass.

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Misswildsides 22

Your granny has some guts, Op. be proud shes out to help you, not out to get you!

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Punny 3

I would rather have my Grandma carrying a shank than getting mugged by thugs.

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LeFrogDog 27

just makes you wander what her life before being a "grandma"

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TomPusslicker 21

Ive seen the videos of grannies dancing to rack city on youtube, but this just puts it all into perspective. Also gives new meaning to 'O.G'. Like Doc said, be proud.

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yuup96 11

fyl? naaah f their life! they were just dominated by a grandma. she's a boss!

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abbttmc 12

This is a win not an fml

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xxxbooxxx 16

I know right? I'd say she's pretty badass. Be proud to apart of that pool of genes.

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Catkam623 27

I love your grandmother. Who else can say they're more afraid of their grandmother than being mugged.

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teentee401 36

Yeah, what the **** is OP complaining about?

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lordslaya53 14

You better not disrespect Granny. If she makes endless food and bakes endless cookies just eat and don't question her haha

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groovycrazyjoe 18

gangstama lol not getting her goodies

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KareBear7364 5

haha your grandma is awesome.

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SandraGee 7

Better safe than sorry. I would feel safe as heck walking along her side. Hopefully it isn't a regular occurrence though. Either way, your grandma didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.

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