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Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML


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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I'd first give her a dictionary for her to look up the word "irony".

I'd then direct her to urban dictionary to look up the term "tramp stamp".

#2 - On 12/15/2012 at 5:54am by sicksadworld1317

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Well... Yeah. There's nothing I can say that doesn't make her look stupid. Sorry OP. I can't help you there. FYL indeed.

#1 - On 12/15/2012 at 5:53am by zinoxity

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