Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
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Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my stepdaughter proudly showed off her new tattoo. It says "Jace’s place" in sloppy script on her lower belly. She’s 15. Jace is a boy she’s been seeing for 3 months. She got the tattoo in "some guy’s garage." It happened during her weekend visit with her father. Hello teenage rebellion. FML
Today, my 18-year-old son got his first tattoo. I would have loved it, if it wasn't a text on his hand with a glaring spelling mistake in it. FML
Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
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sicksadworld1317 30
I'd first give her a dictionary for her to look up the word "irony". I'd then direct her to urban dictionary to look up the term "tramp stamp".
zinoxity 23
Well... Yeah. There's nothing I can say that doesn't make her look stupid. Sorry OP. I can't help you there. FYL indeed.
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Comments (96)
HannahLouise96 13
Ah yes, tramp stamps. The epitome of class.....
perdix 31
Somehow I think the guys who are going to be staring at the tattoo aren't going to be concerned with the typography, although some might object to the dubious rhyme scheme.
bombshellbabee01 9
yea a tramp stamp is always classy...
xNephilim 19
Well damn and here I thought this kind of stuff only happens here in Georgia. I saw a girl about two years ago who had classy as a tramp stamp.
redmnky21 8
her having to wear that tramp stamp for the rest of her life will be punishment enough hahaha
Obey_StudBoii 23
Get over it. It's a tattoo, her body and if she's of age she'll do whatever she wants.
Acik91 26
It's also OP's daughter. It's normal OP has some feelings about her actions. Especially such actions.
baileymarie102 6
Irony at it's finest.
tudorgirl12 5
Beat the little bitch.
A7XCamaro 19
Looks like a new episode of Tattoo Nightmares in the making.
KiddNYC1O 22
Tramp stamps are sexy. Although they're getting played out, especially when people decide on pointless shit like your daughter did.