FML : Today, after $87, waiting five months and making sure everything was perfect, I was ready to go see my favorite comedian live. I got the flu. FML

Today, after $87, waiting five months and making sure everything was perfect, I was ready to go see my favorite comedian live. I got the flu. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By throwinguptears / Wednesday 2 November 2016 14:30 / United States - Marlborough

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By icefly | 3

#6708659 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:06

Gotta tell us who the comedian is, OP.

By chudun | 18

#6708668 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:18

Where's the punchline to this FML?

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By icefly | 3

#6708659 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:06

Gotta tell us who the comedian is, OP.

TheHeirofTime | 19

#6708669 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:19

Chris Hardwick.

TheHeirofTime | 19

#6708713 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:51

OP here: Chris Hardwick. Don't know why the first reply didn't say I was the OP.

writerchic85 | 25

#6708793 - Thursday 3 November 2016 1:07

Should have gone with the flu anyway. Say you were "the walking dead"

By species4872 | 19

#6708660 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:07

Guess the jokes on you.

By friedpwnadge | 25

#6708663 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:12

The flu is definitely no laughing matter.

By Nina825 | 21

#6708667 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:17

Ouchhh

By chudun | 18

#6708668 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:18

Where's the punchline to this FML?

Welshite | 39

#6708671 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:19

Over there, next to the sandwiches.

J352SAURUS | 30

#6708839 - Thursday 3 November 2016 4:46

He was so sick that he was throwing up tears.

chudun | 18

#6722330 - Tuesday 13 December 2016 22:37

Omg Welshite, you're an OG!! blessed to have you reply to my comment!

By RichardPencil | 25

#6708678 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 19:39

Maybe he'll talk to you from the stage. He'll probably crack everyone up making fun of your vomit bucket.

Laughter is the best medicine.

By Moskaaa7 | 26

#6708683 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:02

I wonder how you made sure everything was perfect.

By eknock | 9

#6708693 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:14

I'd still go, cause I'm the sick Oprah. ?. you get flu, you get flu, everybody gets flu

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6708811 - Thursday 3 November 2016 3:00

Look under your seats and you'll find an envelope. Open it and you've got anthrax!

By ClairvoyantVamp | 19

#6708694 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:15

The universe has an odd sense of humor.

By dudebmxer | 12

#6708709 - Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:37

Who's the comedian OP?

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