Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 1:30am / United States / Kids
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The funny part is that your daughter is 27.
#2 - On 08/19/2012 at 10:43am by perdix
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You "apparently" need to lose weight?
Here's some free medical advice - if you can't see your feet, you're either pregnant or obese. Since you aren't pregnant, do the math.
#10 - On 08/19/2012 at 10:53am by DocBastard
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