Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML

by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 1:30am / United States / Kids

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  • The funny part is that your daughter is 27.

    #2 - On 08/19/2012 at 10:43am by perdix

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  • You "apparently" need to lose weight?

    Here's some free medical advice - if you can't see your feet, you're either pregnant or obese. Since you aren't pregnant, do the math.

    #10 - On 08/19/2012 at 10:53am by DocBastard

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