By Anonymous - 21/7/2011 23:46 - Australia
Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
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  Insane_Tea  |  15

Mommy and Daddy sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage
Mommy leaves Daddy and takes the tree
D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!