By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 23:46 - Australia

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
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Beer is my child, how dare you !

jewknowit710 2

time to get her a puppy I'de say!


Beer is my child, how dare you !

supernerd352 7

everyone will read this comment muhahahaha

supernerd352 7

everyone will read this comment muhahahaha

Tristyxxx 24

not everyone but anyone who clicks on the original commenters replies.

Good luck with the pregnancy!

supernerd352 7

.. you ruined my hapiness.. i will FYL up

-10 Err so you're saying that Darth Maul is Darth Vader's great grandpa?

supernerd352 7

they deleted my comment

that1kid82 2


lbumbblebee 5

Some beer gut you got there, if you look pregnant xD

party_rockin 4

stay thirsty my friends

28 that made me laugh

stop drinking beer that baby will be born deformed

it's not a beer gut, you need padding to protect those six pack abs we all work so hard at!

god dammit. you all are not helping with my alcohol problem.. there goes another 40 ounce of captain Morgan spiced..

Capt Morgan doesn't come in a 40 oz genius

Madiluvsyuh98 2

52- umm i dont really think they care. men want beer and beer satisfys their needs..IF you know what i mean...

thank you captain obvious T.T

MrFlintstone 5

end of 45's sentence: turtle

Fuckin A turtle? I see what you did there ?

He's going to give birth to a couple of cases of beer!

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

there will be sibling rivalry. beer will be loved more then the daughter.

zuzupetalsYO 11

there's so many things wrong with this FML hahaha

62 that's not true I baby sit my neighbor's kids and I love them(no pedo no ****). Now go make me sandwhich!

jewknowit710 2

time to get her a puppy I'de say!

iSitt 0

after all that, showing up with a puppy would really confuse her.

Wait, how did the first kid get there? 0_o

IxLovexYouuuu 6

is it a boy or girl!?

it's a jack daniels

Tristyxxx 24

Ummm congrats !

Courage the cowardly dog Ftw! That show and the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy where the only two cartoons I really liked.

applesuckers 0

I agree with Courage the Cowardly Dog. That show is awesome!!! ?

applesuckers 0

oops. that question mark wasn't supposed to be there.

She's going to be disappointed when you don't pop out a baby in 9 months.

if she doesn't know men can't have babies, do u think she will know how long pregnancy will last?

I think she'll realize something is up whenever a birthday or two passes for her and their is still no baby.

looks like its time to get an abortion my dear sir

wow i guess i went a little too far. my bad

I thought it was funny. death to baby's!

Mommy and Daddy sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage Mommy leaves Daddy and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!

kittykat1501 31

Hahaha I've seen that before! The saying, I mean.

What about the pregnant man?

Tristyxxx 24

"He" was actually a girl that got a sex change operation but decided to keep the female parts.

not really a man. I hate it when people say "it's not the genitalia that matter"

time to get a treadmill :D

sandmancometh 3

Cute kid


thats got to be an impressive beer gut

That should be a good enough incentive to hit the gym!