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Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (17595) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

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This FML socks.

#3 - On 10/22/2011 at 10:08am by Decapitation

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She did exactly what you said

#6 - On 10/22/2011 at 10:10am by iggz

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