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Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Well, she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

#5 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:08am by theunwiseone

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I would love to know how long these "tanning" sessions last.

#3 - On 09/20/2011 at 6:05am by mistersheezy

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