Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

by knicksfan / 04/05/2009 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

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  • you need sweet sweet revenge.
    how close are you to her best friend? ;]
    just a thought.

    #1 - On 04/05/2009 at 7:40am by oooh_dear

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  • Tell her you found holes in your 8 condoms, and are worried that the others had holes in them too

    #11 - On 04/05/2009 at 8:33am by reset_button

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