Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

by BlackPolarbear / 01/23/2010 at 3:05am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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  • Tell your mom you were enjoying a really good chocolate cake.

    #1 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:09am by MiniatureMayhem

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  • Your girlfriend totally did that on purpose. :D

    #6 - On 01/23/2010 at 10:11am by junying

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