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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's not the kind of junk the garbage men wanted to see.

Just so you know, the appropriate level of embarrassment is inversely proportional to the size of your todger.

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Just so you know, the appropriate level of embarrassment is inversely proportional to the size of your todger.

That's not the kind of junk the garbage men wanted to see.

TxKitten79 10

Maybe its time to stop drinking.

Benopero 8

Bruh, reading that first sentence almost gave me a stroke.

ChromoTec 24

Is it just me or did anyone else read this with a British accent?

The font is pink and a background picture of a woman made me assume it was a woman running out in a night gown.. but you were swinging in the breeze? He she?

Points for even remembering the bin needed to go out when you were that hung over.

Marcella1016 31

Can we officially vote this as the most British FML ever?