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Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML


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On 01/20/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by wasntworththedrive (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

#7 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:46am by tyrob911

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I heard that there are new kinds of condoms which have some sort of a numbing cream on them. How about giving those a shot? HAHA.

#4 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:24am by summerloolooloo

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