Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
by Geez / 10/19/2009 at 1:02pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Intimacy
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Turnabout is fair play. Point at her boobs and laugh.
#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:23pm by jonnymohio
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lolz that sucks xD all you gotta tell her is..."baby it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean" :D than stick it in her mouth lolz
#4 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:38pm by Shady06
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