Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML
by kneesarethenewdesk / 08/19/2009 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom (York) / Intimacy
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apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...
#13 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:27pm by marinja
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Eh, at least she had good intentions. :\ lol
#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:11pm by xiambam
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