FML : Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she...

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon / Saturday 5 December 2009 14:19 / United Kingdom

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By redbluegreen | 40

#706231 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.

By kelkat09 | 0

#706215 - Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

ohhhh, suck for you

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By kelkat09 | 0

#706215 - Saturday 5 December 2009 19:54

ohhhh, suck for you

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Orion_Knight78 | 10

#5685284 - Monday 23 September 2013 2:54

Maybe the girlfriend's brother was wanting him to suck :)

By fakechaosx | 1

#706222 - Saturday 5 December 2009 19:58

Hahaha! I'm a master of cybersex. ;)

By BlaBlaBla_95 | 0

#706229 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:03

Fuck, I wish I could get laid, even cybering. :(

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Jiplo | 18

#4185154 - Monday 19 March 2012 5:43

lol your comment got moderated!

By redbluegreen | 40

#706231 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

You left out the part where you got off quicker because of it.

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DisappearingRose | 18

#1272735 - Thursday 19 August 2010 22:47

haha probably true ;D

By The_Color_Abi | 0

#706232 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:04

FAIL!

By blakehilli8 | 0

#706238 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:10

seventh22457987543215)!?,!?,:(

By blakehilli8 | 0

#706242 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:14

[email protected]@

By time4coffee | 3

#706264 - Saturday 5 December 2009 20:38

And this is why cybersex is a FAIL!

By YaItzFatality | 0

#706280 - Saturday 5 December 2009 21:04

lmao good shit #5

By LemonStarship | 5

#706282 - Saturday 5 December 2009 21:07

So how's that working for you?

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