Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, my dad threatened to kick me out and cut me off if I didn't apologize to his girlfriend, whom I don't get along with. She found the heavily used textbook I bought from a second hand bookstore, which is full of funny doodles and tons of harsh hate messages to a certain "Susan", which coincidentally is her name. FML
Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML
Today, my mother took my brand new PS4, which I haven't even played yet, and threw it out the window while I was at work. When I asked her why, she said she was mad that we didn't have any paper towels left. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
Today, I confiscated my daughter’s tablet, phone and laptop after I caught her exchanging nudes with boys. My ex then called me in a rage, threatening to take me to court over “stealing his belongings” since he purchased them. No concern for our daughter’s behavior, just him wanting the stuff. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like your dad is a dick, and his new girlfriend is a spoiled brat. It'll be tough, but you're going to have to make your dad see sense, before this gets worse.
mike3775 39
I would have beat that girl senseless
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Comments (13)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sounds like your dad is a dick, and his new girlfriend is a spoiled brat. It'll be tough, but you're going to have to make your dad see sense, before this gets worse.
SailorSolaris 43
It’s the girlfriend’s daughter that did it, actually.
tounces7 28
Yes and they're both spoiled brats.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Whoops! Misread it!
mike3775 39
I would have beat that girl senseless
1known 34
Good way to be in more troubles. Violence is never the solution.
1known 34
Good way to be in more troubles. Violence is never the solution.
RicàrdoPen 5
"I won't hit a girl, but I will slap a bitch."
Zekfen 17
This is where you take the notebook and throw it in a lake. Or as the wiener if the computer, call the police and press charges. Do your dad a favor.
kieralumina 30
Either press charges for vandalism/property destruction or sell her notebook to at least cover some of the damage costs.
Charlie Given 28
Umm what is your dad a total wuss kick that spoiled brats ass or call the cops on her because that's uncalled for and tell your mom if you can 😊
Benopero 8
Is it broken?
commandpriority 5
Sounds like the plot line to a porno. “Time to teach my future step sister a lesson” lol still sucks though.
Fickle 6
Press charges, maybe just maybe she’ll see the light.
maikeru1979 23
liar
thatslifeiguess7 16
So you have a new notebook