Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • At least she wasn't actually a corpse?

    #4 - On 08/12/2014 at 7:54pm by BirdieCurls

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  • Well, think of it this way: at least you weren't fucking an ACTUAL corpse!

    #6 - On 08/12/2014 at 7:55pm by neutralize

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