Work, Embarrassing and Painful: Hi guys!

Hi guys!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 02:00

Today, I stubbed my toe, and as I was hopping about clutching my toe and swearing like a drunken sailor, I turned and saw my boss, our CEO and pretty much the entire board of directors through the boardroom's open door. FML

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Sheogorath 4

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:09

They know how it feels to stub their toe, if they have any sympathy. But maybe try to tone it down at work lol.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:31

Natural reflex action. Like sneezing.

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Sheogorath 4

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:09

They know how it feels to stub their toe, if they have any sympathy. But maybe try to tone it down at work lol.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:31

Natural reflex action. Like sneezing.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 August 2019 2:40

And they immediately hired you to headline the company comedy night. It’s always those stuck-up corporate types who are the most into filthy humor.

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