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Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48433) - you deserved it (15712) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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*morgan freeman voice* she's right you know

#1 - On 02/10/2014 at 7:01am by shadowfighter10

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She probably just didn't want to have shitty drunk sex with you.

#5 - On 02/10/2014 at 7:05am by Rohawk

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