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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42612) - you deserved it (7555)

On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well he won't be getting a peck on the cheek anytime soon.

#1 - On 02/08/2014 at 8:11pm by EdenCrystal

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Why were you being so nosy?

#2 - On 02/08/2014 at 8:18pm by fuckedPriceless

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