Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2014 at 12:10am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

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  • Bring earplugs, and a dagger to kill yourself with if it all gets too much.

    #1 - On 01/26/2014 at 8:04am by TourettesGuyFTW

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  • This FML should have been submitted after the trip.. With a few modifications of course!

    #2 - On 01/26/2014 at 8:04am by abhi95

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