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Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, and I'm going to be sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. FML


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On 01/26/2014 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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Bring earplugs, and a dagger to kill yourself with if it all gets too much.

#1 - On 01/26/2014 at 8:04am by TourettesGuyFTW

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This FML should have been submitted after the trip.. With a few modifications of course!

#2 - On 01/26/2014 at 8:04am by abhi95

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