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Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML


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On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.

#1 - On 11/10/2013 at 3:13am by the_real_dvd

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I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.

#2 - On 11/10/2013 at 3:14am by SweetasCandy0609

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