Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
perdix 29
Say what you want, but at least he gave her a tip . . . and maybe the whole thing ;) I hate people that stiff waitresses! Wait, I guess he did that, too!
ctlnaaia71 8
Your life sucks OP, but if you bailed him out, you deserve it! I hope you didn't.
wholock 12
How did she deserve this though?
jamiekaylan 9
Some men are more attracted to trashy minimum wage women. its just their thing. sound like you deserve a mich classier more faithful guy in ur life. as far as the dude in jail goes, let him sit there and make friends with a man named bubba. sex might be ruined for him after that :) lol
QueenSaru 28
Wow, way to assume that any woman working as a waitress is trashy... Maybe it's the only job they can find right now in the economy, maybe they're friendly and good at their job and bring in more in tips than a salaried or proper hourly wage.
vanaathiel 13
So working for minimum wage automatically makes you trashy does it? Comments like that automatically make you seem like a dick.
SuperMew 22
Typical. Man cheats, the woman must be trashy or a *****. Waitress did not have an obligation to make sure the husband does not cheat. Yes, she was stupid for having sex in her workplace. But she was arrested as well, so I doubt she will do it again. However, the husband is the only trashy one because he cheated. Waitress owes Op nothing. The husband is the **** in this situation. On top of that, waitresses and waiters are wonderful people who might just not have the opportunities to get a big corporate job. I know a girl with a PhD in engineering who is working as a waitress because there are no jobs.
bikergirl93 18
i so hope u didnt bail him out!! u should hav just taken his suitcases to the police station
GeorgaEvangeline 11
If this happened to me I think I'd be in shock and upset, but still love my partner to much to leave them in jail, even if they did cheat. That's just me though.
GeorgaEvangeline 11
Probably wouldn't be in the right state of mind to be posting FMLs either.
assistantrachel 2
I hope you left him there!
HoodBoi 7
Don't bail his ass out!
ilikecrazy 6
Leave his ass in jail!!!!
chloem103 9
I really hope you didn't bail him out!