Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
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Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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the_real_dvd 21
I'm assuming you didn't bail him out.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I hope you didn't bail his sorry ass out let the waitress he was caught having sex with bail him out, I'm sorry your husband is a douche OP.
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Comments (183)
jayellef 3
I hope you left him in there for the waitress to bail him out.
arctic_viper 4
cheating bastard dont bail that ass out of jail let him rot there.
empbob 20
Leave him in jail
rdenkewicz 11
He had one phone call from jail and he thought that would help him get out?! Idiot.
volkener12 1
Heck I would have left him in there, the nerve
Jocgre 13
What a dick. Sorry OP leave his butt in jail.
Kevlar_burrito 6
Anyone wanna take bets that the waitress was let go with a warning or something stupid like that....
hobojo69 23
Leave him in there he deserves it!!
angel80_fml 2
Guessing the waitress got arrested too...losers !!
worldclassrager 39
Leave him there to rot...