Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
by dab1230 / 02/06/2013 at 7:26pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be fucking anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!
#8 - On 02/07/2013 at 3:09am by thrifting
See in context
That's gross. Do some guys actually like that?
#1 - On 02/07/2013 at 3:01am by TurtleSmile
7607516 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA