Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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thrifting 18
If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be ******* anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!
pheebs314 17
I wouldn't want to have sex with a menstrual cup in... That sounds like a good way to end up explaining to a doctor why you have a menstrual cup lodged in your cervix.
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Comments (171)
icepick23 12
Have fun; just try not to be too loud
buddy51 23
Your auntie flo can chaperone. Bloody marvelous valentines present for your red faced boy friend. Hope he likes his love feast rare and bloody!
panda_lou 11
And you actually believed she would say yes why? Now she knows who want sex so you'll be prevented from leaving the house. Wtg idiot.
theunlovedemo 10
Unlucky OP :( but good on you for asking permission, sneaking your bf in wouldn't have ended well... Don't see why you deserve this!
prettyhazeleyez 4
Good mom
dblogic 19
Hah!!! Your mom is hilarious! :-D
DjMonroe95 11
Looks like someone's going to be on their period
baref00tmama 15
If you had to ask your mom, you're too young. If you ARE over 18, get a damn hotel room and leave Mommy out of your sex life.
ninad7 12
say you're on you're period then lol
EarlFug 19
"That's gross Mom but don't worry about it, I was only going to suck his dick anyway"