Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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thrifting 18
If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be ******* anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!
pheebs314 17
I wouldn't want to have sex with a menstrual cup in... That sounds like a good way to end up explaining to a doctor why you have a menstrual cup lodged in your cervix.
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Comments (171)
merpherp 7
Depends how old you are op. I'm a proud owner of my red wings.
Enslaved 38
Are you anemic?
Keevarou 17
How can you be proud of that? D:
CharresBarkrey 16
Now matter how old she is, it's her mother's house, and her mother's rules.
merpherp 7
It's more understandable when you're older but yeah it is the parents house and a real man loves his woman everyday of the month :)
seacadet 18
"Love" and "******* her on her period" are two different things.
merpherp 7
I love my girlfriend but **** your mother :)
EpicSquishii 21
Wah I can't have a boy spend the night in my parent's house. Can't say I disagree with your moms logic. Sounds responsible of her in my opinion. Good parenting, and she's funny too.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
It's only responsible if she's young. For all we know OP is a 24 year old university graduate who can't afford to move out
EpicSquishii 21
Still weird having someone come over for the sole purpose of screwing your offspring.
poptart840 5
"Valentines day weekend" I don't think he was coming over specifically for the "sole purpose of screwing her offspring."
EpicSquishii 21
I think that's what adult sleepovers entail. Particularly romantic ones between established couples. Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure that spending the night for a "romantic" evening isn't going to involve him sleeping on the couch or in the guest bedroom after dinner.
blutigenbonbon 10
.... I don't wanna live on this planet anymore
teareb 9
As long as she is under her parents roof they are in charge of who can "sleep" over. Do you really blame the parents for not wanting their daughter having sex in their house.
Satoaoi 13
you should have saw that coming. what mom does that I mean she doesn't want no damn grand kids this early on. and on valentines weekend there's obviously gonna be sex going on. also yes some men do that. it's disgusting If u ask me
Squygm 7
Assuming you are currently sexually active, regular sex is had with vaginal mucus to begin with, so i don't see how throwing a little blood in there is so much more disgusting.
Sputnikspak 13
Not to mention that there is less blood involved with having sex on your period most days than there is when you lose your virginity. Why miss a week's worth of sex when you can keep some baby wipes on hand and get down?
Anikaaaaa 31
I always hate when people just assume every girl has to bleed a lot when she loses her virginity. I don't know a single one of my friends that bled, honestly bleeding seems like something went wrong and the girl wasn't relaxed and in the mood enough.
jakeowns2 3
"when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead"
MRVOlivia 22
That was a senior quote in my school yearbook last year. They didn't realize until it was too late.
Joshmokahontas 6
Giovanna Plowman wouldn't mind.
Hpixiee 23
...just be quiet.
RoxasTheNobody 3
Maybe you should stop ******* your boyfriend at 12 years old? Your mum can hear him crying like a bitch through the walls.
misspennycakes 7
Dolmio grin
rahrah27 10
It's so good to be out of home and not have to worry about parents being strict. I know other people who were allowed to have sleepovers with their boyfriends but my parents would never allow it. And before anyone goes judging me, I'm 18 and have been with my boyfriend for 2 1/2 years. Not exactly promiscuous. FYL, OP
EpicSquishii 21
You shouldn't feel like you have to worry about strangers judging you on the internet. No need to explain yourself. Besides, the crazies are going to call you a ***** anyway because you're not married. Normal people couldn't care less because they've got their own lives to live
Sputnikspak 13
My parents wouldn't have let my boyfriend sleep over when I was first dating him, but after I turned 18? They didn't give a rat's ass. Mom said she couldn't complain, she was married just after her 18th birthday (didn't have kids for another ten years), pretty much to get her out of her parents' house. I can't have kids - not that we knew that until two years ago - but my parents trusted me to be informed and precautions. And they knew I was on birth control from age 15, because of issues with painful/heavy periods, even though I didn't have sex until I turned 18. I'm lucky to have relatively liberal parents (they are, after all, the only people who talk to my gay, cross-dressing cousin, who has been disowned by her parents, ignored by the rest of Dad's siblings, and embraced by a select few of my cousins). However, after eight years together, if I spend the night at his parents' house when his parents are home, he gets sent to sleep in the basement while I sleep in his room. We usually stay there to watch their dog, though - his Dad is a film producer, they're probably gone about two months out of the year to film festivals and awards and crap.
nicholasj96 9
Good mom