Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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thrifting 18
If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be ******* anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!
pheebs314 17
I wouldn't want to have sex with a menstrual cup in... That sounds like a good way to end up explaining to a doctor why you have a menstrual cup lodged in your cervix.
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Comments (171)
abu4u 26
Men can be gross!
perdix 31
According to this logic, if she is NOT on her period, and he IS into the red wings, he may sleep over.
DDCA 24
If you're bold enough to ask your mom if your boyfriend can spend the night on Valentine's day, you're either old enough to get a room, or too damn young to know any better. Either way, you totally deserve it.
sugarbear0727 19
At least you asked. And I'm assuming you do want to fool around since you posted this as an FML. Your mom is making a valid point. Its disrespectful for you to fool around under her roof, she wants you to be safe, and doesn't want anything happening in case she does allow him to come over. Deal with it, dont fool around. At least you get to have your boyfriend sleep next to you on valentine's day.
NurseNikNak 3
If you have to ask your parents, you are most likely too young to have your boyfriend stay the weekend. If you are still living with your parents because of the shitty economy though, you respectfully asked and your parents should respect that you are an adult.
laurenasabutton 26
The whole idea of "taking the dirt road" makes no sense. who would rather risk getting faeces on their junk than blood?
Sputnikspak 13
Condoms, my friend. Condoms. And some girls LIKE anal. I should know, I'm one of them.
Jester1988 3
haha, go mom. did you think she'd want her daughter getting laid in her house? ydi
LiamsNana 4
You can still get pregnant on your period! It don't happen often but is possible
Kukironosuke 16
its not about getting pregnant, its about the daughter not getting any
5t3ff1k4h 47
Easy fix. Tell her you're on your period. Start leaving tampon wrappers in garbages for "proof".
RedPillSucks 33
Most parents, especially mothers, know their daughters cycles.
5t3ff1k4h 47
My comment was not meant to be taken seriously.
Sputnikspak 13
Depends on how old their kid IS. My parents pretty much stopped caring about my boyfriend sleeping over after I turned 18 - I moved out on my own for a year, then moved back home to go back to college. And my parents were pretty sure that he wasn't sleeping on the couch when he stayed over at my apartment. I wouldn't let a kid have random people over, but if they've been in a long term relationship for a fair while, I wouldn't care. Much better they have quiet sex at home than in the back seat of a car and end up getting arrested. Of course, my boyfriend's mother doesn't feel the same way. He's been living in my parents' house since November (I had surgery, he's been playing nurse since then, he works from home so as long as he has his computer, he can be anywhere), but if I stay over at his parents' house, I'm not allowed to sleep on the same FLOOR as him. They put me in his bedroom and banish him to the basement couch, even though they have a perfectly good guest bedroom upstairs. We've been together eight years. Even more ridiculous: his twin sister, when she still lived at home, was allowed to have her boyfriend sleep over in her room. They're married now, but they weren't even engaged back then. It's pretty WTF.