Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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thrifting 18
If you have to ask your mom to have your boyfriend over, you're probably too young to be ******* anyways. Oh wait, this is 2013, ten year olds are getting knocked up now. Go at it!
pheebs314 17
I wouldn't want to have sex with a menstrual cup in... That sounds like a good way to end up explaining to a doctor why you have a menstrual cup lodged in your cervix.
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Comments (171)
wvcheesehead1 9
As a parent my answer would have been an unconditional No.
100138697 2
if you have to ask permission you're probably to young to have sex. you could however go to his place unless he lives with his mom too. and she sont let him have a play date
emimimi 8
You actually thought your mom would let your boyfriend sleep over?
Nanael_fml 4
So in other words you asked your mom permission to sleep with your bf and in her own way say no you couldn't
Gfm1210 0
Like the person said before me. If you're to young to ask then no. Dumb female.
rogerover 19
The real question. Is he man enough to go down on you. That's when you earn your red wings.
Thatguy334 7
You asking your mom for your boyfriend to sleep over, probably not the smartest thing you ever did
Nicholi124 10
Your mom is freaking hilarious!
sugoine 12
I like your Mom-that's an awesome response! Now, you're an asshat for even asking!
blutigenbonbon 10
Agreed.
Special_Psycho 8
OK, on one hand it's awesome she said no, on the other it's kinda mean. Awesome because she's looking out for you. Mean because it's the day of L♥VE and two people who care deeply for each other should be together that day. Maybe you can cut a deal with her, like you both sleep in separate rooms.
sonnyrosa 32
Her house, her rules... if you want to get busy with your man, you'll have to go somewhere else. I agree with #151... a deal sounds like a good idea. Try it, she's already said no, what's the worst she can say this time? Hell no? At least you tried.