Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
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Top comments
wildsweetchild 19
He's just that horny.
SadGirl18 16
Well, that's awkward. I hope you told your sister. That's just wrong.
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Comments (104)
KY_Jelly 10
I hope you hung up the phone and didn't tell your sister. But seriously, why would you answer her phone when she was out? Just let it ring.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Why not tell her sister? She needs to know about situations like this. Also, it could have been a house phone.
LittlestPrincess 21
Ever heard of a landline? :) edit: sorry didnt see the reaction above when i posted this
lilhellian 27
1 Lets see your girlfriend do this and see how you react..
FrietvanPiet 16
I definitely agree with you on not picking up the someone else's phone, respect privacy.
RedPillSucks 33
It's called common courtesy. Something that seems lost, nowadays. Also, as #9 said, it may be a household phone shared by multiple people. OP doesn't say that this was a cell phone.
lilhellian 27
16 It said "while she was out" that phrase makes me think it was a landline.. So try again..
Jaevwyn 17
Yup, the chances are they live together and it was a landline otherwise the OP would have deserved it.
ElricMustang 23
If it was a landline, why would he want to have phne sex on a landline? There can be more than one phone, so if someone else were to have picked it up...
bluxie 4
Where is everyone getting the idea that its her sisters phone?-.-
KY_Jelly 10
I definitely didn't notice that it wasn't a cell phone. Thanks guys! Also, the sister should know what happened, but her boyfriend should be the one to tell her. If it were me, I wouldn't believe something like that coming from my sister, but I would believe it if my boyfriend owned up to it.
EvilUndead 9
9, it could be a very bad joke, for example.
lilhellian 27
44 Sad thing is.. Almost no boyfriend will admit to it unless confronted.. Even then sometimes no..
Zebediabolical 45
My cordless has a privacy function that locks out all the other extensions. I think its a pretty standard these days.
7yzz 18
If hes dumb enough to try and have phone sex with the sister, hes probably dumb enough to do it on the family landline phone.
girlygeek004 8
It could be a landline or she could've left her phone at home and when he called multiple times OP answered to tell him. I'd do something like that.
jjmiller1001 17
maybe it was a landline, people use those
wildsweetchild 19
He's just that horny.
Feared 9
He must have a raging phoner.
sens3sfailing 25
congradulations! your wildsweetchild has just evoled into feared!
wildsweetchild 19
#34 I don't consider it as a bad thing ;)
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
That's actually hilarious. Probably his way to play it off with humor.
SpottedZebra42 14
I really want to believe you're right, but since OP posted this here, I'm not so sure about that.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
Eh maybe. Maybe her boyfriend has one of those strange senses of humor that you can never tell if he's messing around or not.
SadGirl18 16
Well, that's awkward. I hope you told your sister. That's just wrong.
lilhellian 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Boys will be boys.. Do tell your sister tho..
AninOnin 24
"Boys will be boys" ended as an excuse whenever he finished grade school.
kickass1stbase 7
Was it a girl or boy who answered the phone?
emeraldisle 30
I think you should tell your sister. It seems her boyfriend can't be trusted.
BostonBear 33
I agree. If he would say that to the sister who knows what else the guy has been up to.
perdix 31
#6. Good idea! Maybe she'll take the hint and plan a threesome!
GoodLookingGeese 10
It all stays in the family ;)
BlueFlatts 20
Imagine if the mom had picked up instead. I wonder how that conversation would have went.
oj101 33
Unfortunately, when you're horny, almost any alternative will do. Never underestimate the power of sexual desire.
oj101 33
... but FYL indeed. No one should ever have to be in that situation.
sammyjanette 17
How about just using your hand, and not involving outside partners when you're supposed to be in a committed relationship.
RedPillSucks 33
While I agree with you, there's no indication that they were in a committed relationship, although that's the general assumption. Still, the boyfriend shouldn't have involved someone who's unwilling.
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, but if the boyfriend is going to engage in phone sex, you don't hit on your girlfriend's sister. That's what paid sex talk lines are for!
adameeo 21
Something is not right here.
perdix 31
I'm wondering in what other situations will her boyfriend find you an acceptable substitute? Unless your periods are synchronized, he could have uninterrupted sex with his girlfriend or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Genius!
RedPillSucks 33
Parts is parts (Old Wendy's commercial)
poccocurantes 7
Well we know they sound alike.