Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML
Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend, and I cheekily told him about something I'd read that's supposed to feel really good during sex. I then heard his sister sarcastically say, "Yeah, that does feel pretty good". Apparently he'd had me on speaker the whole time. FML
Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
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Top comments
wildsweetchild 19
He's just that horny.
SadGirl18 16
Well, that's awkward. I hope you told your sister. That's just wrong.
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Comments (104)
laden_swallow09 35
Anyone else reminded of that scene from The Terminator?
RedPillSucks 33
Did I watch the wrong damn movie? I don't remember a phone sex scene in terminator. Was there a **** version "The Sperminator"?
soph_volleyball 11
Tell ur sister
callie123amy 4
I feel some type of way about that!
spikekutter 9
i meant he was already hard when he was talking to her on the phone and wanted to finish the conversation with cum
MandyDoll 11
People who keep saying she answered her sisters cell phone, I'm sure it was a home phone. Why would she leave her cell phone at home while she's out?
katykoolcat 13
I dont understand all these fml about stupid bfs. Dump them! If you women had any brains you would pick a loyal decent man not some scum teenage horny idiot.
israelnotjacob 20
Except the condition there is that they have any brains. Idiot guys like this prove women are no smarter than men, despite their insistence that their test scores are higher. Yeah you might be good in a class, but if you can't even notice that your guy is an asshole and you could do way better you suck at life, which is way more important than getting a dam A.
icepick23 12
Why not just go along & finish him off? It is only phone sex.
Tibe_ros 2
He thinks you have a sexy voice =)
Geary519 20
like a boss
Raynebbow 6
Horndog.