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Today, while reading an erotic story I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (11650)

On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)

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Mmmm, yeah....henceforth, subsequently. Keep going, don't stop.

#1 - On 01/13/2013 at 10:13am by superminty

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I'm pleased that the OP finds grammatical devices stimulating, moreover that these devices outshine the exotic content, although this seems dubious. Nevertheless, the OP has expressed this preference, albeit unusual, which one most of us haven't considered heretofore is undoubtedly a real one, thus we have to seek ways to please readers like the OP henceforth.

Was that as good for you as it was for me?

#20 - On 01/13/2013 at 10:39am by perdix

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