Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy

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  • Easy fix. Memorize it and recite it for her. Boom! Pregnant.

    Bonus points if you do it in another language!

    #1 - On 11/25/2012 at 8:55pm by iShanny

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  • Are you sure it wasn't a copy of 50 Shades of Grey with the cover of War and Peace on it?

    #4 - On 11/25/2012 at 8:59pm by JJJJJakkkkeee

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