Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
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Easy fix. Memorize it and recite it for her. Boom! Pregnant.
Bonus points if you do it in another language!
#1 - On 11/25/2012 at 8:55pm by iShanny
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Are you sure it wasn't a copy of 50 Shades of Grey with the cover of War and Peace on it?
#4 - On 11/25/2012 at 8:59pm by JJJJJakkkkeee
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