Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML

by whatswrongwithit?:( / 09/30/2012 at 3:37pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • Very curious to see what "it's supposed to look like"..

    #3 - On 09/30/2012 at 8:47pm by C19

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  • At least she was nice about it. If she had just left, she wouldn't have been worth your time.

    #1 - On 09/30/2012 at 8:47pm by Psych101

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