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Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML


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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

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It's like a phone threesome!

#1 - On 09/05/2012 at 6:00am by cawoods

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I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband.

And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.

#4 - On 09/05/2012 at 6:03am by Bekll

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