Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:44am / Australia / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
It's like a phone threesome!
#1 - On 09/05/2012 at 6:00am by cawoods
See in context
I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband.
And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.
#4 - On 09/05/2012 at 6:03am by Bekll
7582686 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA