Pineapple juice

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 18:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend when she said, "Babe, I'm not trying to be rude but your cum tastes horrible." I didn't know how to respond so I said, "Okay." Apparently, me saying that means i won't try to make my cum taste better, which I can "definitely do", and now she's mad at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 350
You deserved it 239

Same thing different taste

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Drink pineapple juice. I once broke up with a guy cause I didn’t like how his cum tasted so be careful.

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Drink pineapple juice. I once broke up with a guy cause I didn’t like how his cum tasted so be careful.

That's an oddly specific reason to end a relationship. Not "we don't communicate anymore", nor "you slept with my (insert family member/best friend here)", but "dude, your cum is nasty. GTFO." Did no one tell you that you're not required to taste it if you don't like it? Or is there more to this, and the gross-tasting cum was from the first BJ you gave him, and it happened to be the proverbial straw after many other straws?