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Today it's mah birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex but all looool mah boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might lyk it more than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (5160)

On 05/13/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Maybe he just feels really good about getting you something.

#4 - On 05/14/2012 at 2:49am by HeyMondayAddict

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Aw that sucks, but at least he got you something, right?

#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 2:48am by UnikornG33K

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