Love and My ex: Still on the hook

Still on the hook

By Just too submissive - 24/06/2025 22:00 - Netherlands

Today, my ex said he was coming by to get some of his stuff, and that if I wanted to talk, I should be on my knees in my best lingerie. I was furious and wrote a text telling him how awful and misogynistic he was… then deleted it, put on my best lingerie, and am now waiting by the door on my knees for him. FML

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You deserved it 1 053

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Hit the road Jack

By Denise - 03/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Palm Beach

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 765

You deserved it 118

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 14:00

Today, after my ex broke up with me, I threw out all the clothes he’d bought me before, which was basically my entire wardrobe. Anyway, this creepy guy who lives a few blocks away seems to be wearing my old clothes and waves my bras and panties at me. It’s gross and creepy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 1 307

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 275

You deserved it 7 790

Florida man

By Divorced - 30/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with another woman in our couch. When I gave him the mother of all verbal lashings, he asked me, “Oh, you didn’t get my text?” The fucker actually announced he wanted a divorce over text message. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 601

You deserved it 206

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 087

You deserved it 910

Kinda cruel

By Anon E. Mouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Waterville

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 461

You deserved it 2 313

Cruel

By scorned_jacketless_lady - 26/08/2013 04:52 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after spending the weekend together, my ex turned nasty. I finally had the balls to tell him what a cruel asshole I think he is and really hit him where it hurts. I felt very empowered and strong. That is, until I realized I left my favourite and rather expensive jacket in his apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 438

You deserved it 16 612

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 187

You deserved it 4 684

By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 2 598

You deserved it 249

Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 577

You deserved it 580

Linda Graber 12

Wednesday 25 June 2025 2:24

GIRL!!! Get some self respect! Him just saying that shows he couldn’t give a rats ass about you. As a 64 year old woman been there done that and it’s not worth it! Tell that ass **** off!

core01 30

Wednesday 25 June 2025 4:04

You are enough as you are. I'm sorry your parents and partners made you believe you aren't. They failed you. Find better people, please.

Comments

jlc82 10

Tuesday 24 June 2025 23:05

the only appropriate response was his stuff tossed out the door and scattered across the lawn...you fail and ydi

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 24 June 2025 23:51

Well, it doesn't sound like he's worth it, at the same time as you really gotta think he's some kind of guy being willing to do this for him. I hope everything works out for the best for both of you!

thinman12345 16

Wednesday 25 June 2025 0:48

You are pathetic. Grow a backbone and tell him to f-off.

Linda Graber 12

Wednesday 25 June 2025 2:24

GIRL!!! Get some self respect! Him just saying that shows he couldn’t give a rats ass about you. As a 64 year old woman been there done that and it’s not worth it! Tell that ass **** off!