Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

by tellingthetruth / 03/21/2012 at 12:25pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Intimacy

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  • What a Dick...

    #1 - On 03/21/2012 at 5:30pm by PsychSwirl2012

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  • Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted.

    His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

    #7 - On 03/21/2012 at 5:34pm by DocBastard

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