By GabisayzRAWR - United States - O Fallon
Today, I was out with my dog, who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground, so I picked it up. It turns out that I was not holding his toy, but rather a dead bat. FML
GabisayzRAWR tells us more :
Thank you :D we checked my dog and he was ok :)
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  Cad6  |  24

^I love how this story is 100% believable.

1. If the cat ate the bat, it's the cat's fault for invading your property, or the property in which you buried the bat.
2. The neighbors can't sue you for something their cat did.
3. You're an idiot for thinking any fool would believe this.

  lilpowers  |  3

Look 50 they tried to sue us. I'm not saying they actually did. We lived in a duplex so our front yard was our neighbors front yard. So the cat wasn't 'invading'. I'm not an idiot your the idiot. Why don't you just fuck off and stay out of my god damn life.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Once my cats (originally cat, but as it turns out they breed - who knew?) chased a live chipmunk into the woodpile next to the fireplace. They were surrounding it when I got home.....

  The_Troller  |  14

Once, my dog (a retriever) decided to randomly "retrieve" a live rabbit. Because she was bred to retrieve without damaging, she managed to carry it up, onto our back porch without causing any serious harm. I can't imagine what the rabbit was thinking.


My old dog brought me a live skunk once. She couldn't understand why I was running away. The skunk was a young one and amazingly didn't spray her. It was just confused as hell. Worst dog gift ever though