By GabisayzRAWR - 21/03/2012 16:03 - United States - O Fallon

Today, I was out with my dog, who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground, so I picked it up. It turns out that I was not holding his toy, but rather a dead bat. FML
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Thank you :D we checked my dog and he was ok :)

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DontClickOnMe 28

Well, at least it wasn't alive. Did you bury it again and have a funeral for him? :)


DontClickOnMe 28

Well, at least it wasn't alive. Did you bury it again and have a funeral for him? :)

Pixxio_O 11

#9 - Not really, because I'm a male.

darien987 1

I had a funeral for a bat when I was nine. Then the neighbors cat got sick after eating it and we got sued.

^I love how this story is 100% believable. 1. If the cat ate the bat, it's the cat's fault for invading your property, or the property in which you buried the bat. 2. The neighbors can't sue you for something their cat did. 3. You're an idiot for thinking any fool would believe this.

Could've been worse. Could've been a used condom

Look 50 they tried to sue us. I'm not saying they actually did. We lived in a duplex so our front yard was our neighbors front yard. So the cat wasn't 'invading'. I'm not an idiot your the idiot. Why don't you just **** off and stay out of my god damn life.

nananananananana...Batm- oh wait, he died.

beccaishereyay 11
Nightwing98 22

28- It could be a joke because all we need to do is through him into a Lazarus Pit, just like they did to Jason Todd.

Anyone else notice he has a batman default but his screen name is night wing which is grown up robin. Contradiction

KiddNYC1O 20
Nightwing98 22

Actually 38, it's Nightwing transitioning as batman. It's when he took over as batman after the events in final crisis made them think Bruce died

NOOO!!!!! Batman is not dead! I'm batman!

purplexpinapple 11

Wait, if you're Batman, who's that creepy guy ouside wearing black?...

he killed Edward Cullen in spirit animal form. I'd say that deserves a round of kibbles n' bits. cheers !

I've had my husky leave me birds, mice, and once a squirrel- all on my pillow! :/

DontClickOnMe 28

Once, my dog gave birth to her puppy on my pillow.

bizarre_ftw 21

Once my cats (originally cat, but as it turns out they breed - who knew?) chased a live chipmunk into the woodpile next to the fireplace. They were surrounding it when I got home.....

The_Troller 14

Once, my dog (a retriever) decided to randomly "retrieve" a live rabbit. Because she was bred to retrieve without damaging, she managed to carry it up, onto our back porch without causing any serious harm. I can't imagine what the rabbit was thinking.

MerrikBarbarian 9

My old dog brought me a live skunk once. She couldn't understand why I was running away. The skunk was a young one and amazingly didn't spray her. It was just confused as hell. Worst dog gift ever though

ninjuh_wingman 29

Did someone finally kill Edward?

ripresno 10

Hopefully. if so no more crappy movies

loserboii 11

It wasn't was Blade

purplexpinapple 11

Of course we do, real vampires don't sparkle in sunlight, they turn ti ash, are noctural, sleep in coffins, can turn into bats, live in creepy castles, etc...

theHIGHroad2 5

God I really hate bats.. They are disgusting :S

This is when Karma makes you a bat in your next life.

I loved them ever since that one episode of magic school bus. Also, the silver wing series.

51- I remember that episode! It was one of my favorites. :3 Bats are such BAMFs

lilmisslovely13 15

I don't like bats but only because one flew through my hair once.

UltimateGIRness 16

When I was in elementary school,we found bats in the rooms all the time,so I had to get used to bats are my 2nd fav animal