Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Policy of truth

Policy of truth

By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML

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By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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Child brain

By AnatomyLecture - 22/01/2017 14:00

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML

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Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Inappropriate question

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 13:59

Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 20:02

Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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PsychSwirl2012 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:30

What a Dick...

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:34

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

Comments

n00bcakes 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:54

You're a good girlfriend.

4Madden 19

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:56

Your boyfriends a bigger woman than you.

johnnyrogers97 9

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:19

WTF were you thinking?!?!?!?!? You don't say anything except for Huge! That's that a guy calling a girl fat Again, WTF

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:22

What a baby, besides, i've read that most of the females feeling in her vag is in the first 3 inches..

bprince25 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:24

dnt understand. personally I consider myself average and really dnt care otherwise. if she comes back for more I must be doin something right.....they always come back for more. ;)

izzy7 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:26

I don't care what guys say, bigger is not always better. Out of all the guys I've had sex with, my current boyfriend has the smallest penis. He's also the only guy who's ever gotten me to ******. I'll take a small penis that gets the job done over a big one that doesn't any day.

Faery_Magic 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 9:05

112/izzy7 Lol this gives me hope. My ex was huge and I never came. I'm way more excited to be with a guy with a smaller one. I tell this to guys who brag that they're huge and they get too shocked to say anything.

reform2diosa 1

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:54

how would you feel if he says "I'll love you no matter how fat you are"?

kerr888 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:57

So you don't think your over reacting at all?

dansco 24

Thursday 22 March 2012 3:07

Now I'm sorry but this is same kind of question when a woman asks a man if she looks fat in this - lie! In this case OP should've just said yes of course so YDI!