is watching the walking dead like **** to you?;)

He must be really ugly if the thought of a zombie going down on you makes u cum when he can't do it

23, you must be really dumb if you think his appearance has anything to do with OP's newfound zombie fetish.

Most of taken a lot more moaning eh?

Yeah. At least a zombie isn't shallow, he loves you for your brains.

So Halloween is more kinky now?

Most of what 28? You mean "must have"?

You found the humor sexy not the zombie part right?

I think the OP has a case of necrophilia if the thought of a FREAKING corpse turns her on...

That's a little unsettling

necrophelia?

Once in a town of all woman, there was a male zombie attack. The zombies where rapers, and the woman didnt give a fight. They were too busy having their best orgasims ever. Thus, the zombie fetish was born.

just out of curiosity !! What's it so sexy about zombie !!?

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Women, were and orgasams Yw :)

192, it's people like you who make me question whether or not calling out hypocrisy is even worth the effort.

Halloween was always kinda kinky... Wasn't it?

Necrophilia is having sex with something dead

Zombiefetisch is the shit?

Necrophilia!!

I get the feeling it's not you're boyfriends fault that he coulnd't give you an ****** in over a year of dating.

Water. Water floats my boat.

110- Yea.. You know.... Considering he's alive & all.....

Whatever cranks your tractor :D

125, my tractor is an electric start.

I'm going to agree and also point out that it pisses me off when people always act like it is the guy's fault or that it means he's small or whatever. In the real world a lot of women have trouble reaching ****** during sex, whether the guy is doing his part or not. I'd say virtually all women can reach ****** if it's approached properly, but it's easier to find the way for some more than others.

Who said anything about penetration? If you are getting oral sex performed on you and can't orgasam there is a big problem there!

Whatever sinks your sumarine

Yeah I fail to see a problem here

Ditto! I'm saying YDI because everyone deserves a good ******!! Congratulations!

Doesn't matter, got head.

yes, but worked unintentionally

It was probably the moaning.

Among the patients in the Psych ward..

Psych Ward patients... how did you know my fetish!?

No. No it doesn't.

Yes it does, you blind hooker.

Your pretty hot

Her pretty hot what?

Yes it is

I don't get how that's hot?

Can I **** u?!?!

U now watelse is pretty hot?....... U

Uhhh ..... Thats .. Odd

Hi Angela! I'm a zombie btw. :)

I don't think I'm even going to ask O.O

I kind of want to know. But I'm scared of the answer.

One lady came only when she killed something

Murderous furry excrement zombie fetish combo? That's worse, right? Throw in some **********, blood drinking, cutting, actual sadism, and pedophilia and you've got yourself a good reason to avoid sex for a few decades

141, you should sell that idea to whoever made The Human Centipede.

I love that movie.. But hate that movie at the same time.. Not really.. It's gross and creepy, with very bad acting

I will trust you because God forbid I see something worse than this and have it burned into my brain permanently.

Your profile picture is perfect for this FML.

Hells yeah! I think I'l take that as a compliment? :P

That's is ... Awesome

Call me Professor CockAsian.

I bet it's all the moaning.