Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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jake98899889 4
Whatever gets the job done. Right?
grahambertus 11
Yeah. At least a zombie isn't shallow, he loves you for your brains.
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Comments (157)
onlychildFTW 34
You better tell him zombies turn you on. Because if you don't you won't be orgasmimg and more.
yaoifreak 8
Hahaha OH MY GOSH that is so funny
EnterSandman_fml 20
Om nom nom. Hey, at least it's not a foot fetish.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I thought she was complaining about WHY she had the ****** and that this was a first time in a long time and that it took just that to do it... Idk...
drpepperismylove 2
whatever gets you off ;)
Ressamies 6
OP: Hey, what you brought me for valentines day? BF: I brought... Night Of The Living Dead! OP: OH MY GOD! That is the best **** ever!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Hey man, at least he got the kink out.
CRC_101 31
Interesting fetish you have there! xD I hope your boyfriend's comfortable with it - it sounds like you two could have some fun with it :D
bubo_fml 11
Sounds like you could use a stiff, cold one!
Btelgeus 11
I think the only wrong part in this FML is the sentence "This was the first ****** he's ever given me". Given me? Isn't intercourse a two-people thing? Maybe the problem is that you are a little too passive!