Do that again

lotrgeek - 13/02/2012 13:37 - Canada

Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
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jake98899889 4

Whatever gets the job done. Right?

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grahambertus 11

Yeah. At least a zombie isn't shallow, he loves you for your brains.

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henrygondorff 2

Bet he was a bit stiff too.

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misszombiexx 10

XD Bahahahaha this comment killed me.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Now all you have to do is admit to him that it was hilarious and it lightened the mood, so you came. And say only zombies make you laugh.

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absolutegrrr 7

Or admit that zombies turn her on so he can give her more orgasms?

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Awsumuzzie 12

It's an odd fetish, she has to ease him into it.

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alexup24 13

that's some good role play right there...

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loserman67 35

WOW, you're going to be in heaven when the Zombie Apocalypse hits. But you'll have to make sure you just go with the zombies that prefer tuna over brains!

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diesel1226 0

See, zombies just need some Va-j-j. No need to buy guns for the coming zombie apocalypse, stock up on hookers!

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drawmesunshine 17

Out of context, that would be a really weird thing to say.

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Pelreskovich 11

Zombie fetish, interesting. Do you also watch The Walking Dead naked? I bet that really gets you going!

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Enslaved 36

It gets me going! I love that show! Just watched the new episode last night. (: ***poor Sophia! I didn't see that coming!***

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desireev 17

I so saw the Sophia thing coming! It broke my heart to see her like that.. But I saw it coming.. Is it just me, or does Daryl and Sophias mom have something unsaid going on?!

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Enslaved 36

Oh yeah, no one washes each other's hands like that! Haha. Glad to see others watching the show too. It's the only thing I watch religiously. (:

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