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Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML


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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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At least she knows your being safe and responsible right? But that would still be pretty awkward

#1 - On 01/07/2012 at 6:26am by summerbreeze888

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The only thing more awkward would be shopping with her FOR condoms for two hours.

"Do you think this one would look good on him? Oooh! Wait, this one is ribbed AND has spermicidal lubricant! Get this one!"

#10 - On 01/07/2012 at 6:46am by DocBastard

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