Today, I realized the fun of sneaking around on my girlfriend with her hot mom wasn't worth it when I found out that both my girlfriend and her mom have ended up pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
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Thaylok 17
I wonder what Child Support looks like in your situation. I hope it's real high, but still affordable so you don't escape your responsibilities.
009bouris 5
so the mothers grand child the daughters new baby brother And they will be bruncle and broneph to each other
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Comments (7)
Thaylok 17
I wonder what Child Support looks like in your situation. I hope it's real high, but still affordable so you don't escape your responsibilities.
009bouris 5
so the mothers grand child the daughters new baby brother And they will be bruncle and broneph to each other
Thaylok 17
when your son is also your brother-in-law... Alabama?
BrizBurry 10
family dinner bout to get really awkward
L0life29 6
there goes your hopes of a three way!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dear penthouse!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BurnInDemonFire 39
Good news! You're going to have to get a second job to pay twice as much child support, you stupid bastard!
Kaneki Chiaki 15
You should just die. And the mother should die too. How could she do that to her daughter?
UniUni 20
You piece of motherfucking shit, scumbag