Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

by neednewdeoderant / 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • When I first read this, I saw "If she wasn't applying it to"... Is it wrong if I thought crotch first?

    #4 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:44am by MerkathonPro

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  • There are two ways you can get herpes... just don't let her give you a Blowie...

    #1 - On 12/14/2011 at 2:38am by gunmania0

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