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Noise Annoys

By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 06:04

Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

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Thursday 22 August 2019 8:33

Well technically, he's not wrong....

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Thursday 22 August 2019 8:45

Been in similar situations. They never ask if you are ok first, thinking it odd that you’d be making that much racket in the middle of the night. Feel better. Cornstarch in the future to stop the bleeding. Learned that when I was put on blood thinners.

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jbuckets_404 38

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Thursday 22 August 2019 8:33

Well technically, he's not wrong....

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Thursday 22 August 2019 8:45

Been in similar situations. They never ask if you are ok first, thinking it odd that you’d be making that much racket in the middle of the night. Feel better. Cornstarch in the future to stop the bleeding. Learned that when I was put on blood thinners.

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Friday 23 August 2019 16:53

did you show him your arm

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