Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
by journey_Jeanne / 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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make some dinner with fish eggs and say "damn got my eggs in the food AGAIN"
#2 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:49am by mofran
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Haha weird boyfriend...obviously doesn't know a ton about female anatomy...
#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:47am by shadow2903
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