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Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (5845)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

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That SOUNDS funny as hell.

#1 - On 11/08/2011 at 3:08am by thantomaniac

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Grab her boob and sing nyan cat? Meowmeowmeowmeow

#7 - On 11/08/2011 at 3:12am by MwahFMLS

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